DECODE SIGNATURE™
You've tried everything.
Except the thing that works.
A functional, female-focused program that connects the dots between mood, hormones, gut, sleep, and YOU.
APPLY FOR DECODE SIGNATURE™THE REAL PICTURE
What Life Looks Like Now
— You wake up more exhausted than when you went to bed.
— Your brain fog makes basic decisions feel like heavy lifting.
— Your mood swings are sabotaging your relationships (and your sanity).
— Your labs say you're 'fine,' but your body is screaming otherwise.
— Your digestion is unpredictable, your sleep is fragile, and your patience is gone.
— You've tried supplements, diets, apps, and protocols — and still feel like you're running on empty.
INSIDE THE PROGRAM
What's Included
INTAKE
90-minute clinical intake
Full history, symptom-mapping, and lab strategy.
LABS
Advanced functional testing
Thyroid, sex hormones, iron panel, gut, metabolic.
REVIEW
Root-cause interpretation
A full read of your results tied back to how you feel.
PROTOCOL
Personalized plan
Nutrition, supplementation, lifestyle, nervous system.
SUPPORT
Ongoing 1:1 coaching
Messaging access and scheduled follow-ups.
ADJUST
Iteration built in
We refine as your body responds — not once and done.
THE PROCESS
How It Works
01
Apply
Submit your application so we can make sure this is the right fit for your goals.
02
Decode
We gather your full history, run advanced testing, and map the patterns behind your symptoms.
03
Transform
You follow a personalized plan with real coaching, real adjustments, and real support.
WHO THIS IS FOR
This Is For You If…
- You know something is off, even if your labs say otherwise.
- You're ready to invest in understanding your body at the root level.
- You want a clinician-led strategy, not another DIY protocol.
- You're willing to do the work with expert guidance and support.
WHO THIS IS NOT FOR
This Is Not For You If…
- You're looking for a quick fix or overnight transformation.
- You want generic advice without personalized testing.
- You aren't ready to make changes to nutrition, lifestyle, or routines.
- You're seeking a replacement for your primary care or psychiatric provider.
YOUR CLINICIAN
Dr. Trish Schneider, DNP, PMHNP-BC
Doctor of Nursing Practice, board-certified psychiatric mental health nurse practitioner, and functional medicine clinician. I built DECODE for the women I kept seeing in my practice — the ones whose labs looked "normal," whose providers had stopped listening, and whose bodies were quietly asking for a different set of questions.
You won't get a template here. You get a clinician who actually connects the dots.
THE DIFFERENCE
What Makes This Different
"If everything is fine — then why do you feel like this?"
You're not crazy. You're not lazy. You're not broken — you're inflamed, depleted, and imbalanced because no one has looked at the whole picture.
Ready to feel like yourself again — and actually stay that way?
You've spent long enough being your own doctor. Let someone with the training, the lens, and the time actually see what's going on — and build the path forward with you.
APPLY FOR DECODE SIGNATURE™
